three little pigs (gruesome version)

Three little pigs


(warning this is a very gruesome version so I recommend only people eight and over to hear this)





Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. Their mother was getting sick of them, feeding and caring for them was too much money. So she decided to tell them to go away and look after themselves. But the thing was that the three little pigs were very young, and they did not know how to look after themselves!





The first little pig was named Billy and he was seven years old, the second little pig was named Bobby and was eight years old, and the third little pig was called Benny and was nine years old.





So the next day Billy, Bobby and Benny set off to look after themselves. As ( said they could not look after themselves so they went to find someone to help them build a house.





Then they finally found a farmer with lots of hay and sticks and wood. But the farmer fooled them into thinking he would help them build their houses but he was actually planning to eat them for dinner! “G’ day li’l piggies!” said the farmer. “Oh hello Mr farmer!” said Benny. “What are ye doin out here on ye own?” cried the farmer. “ Oh, we were looking for someone to help us build our homes!” said Benny cheerfully.





“Well I can help ye build ye homes, but ye must come to me house for dinner!” the farmer scold. “OK that sounds lovely Mr Farmer!” said Benny. “Well, see you then!” cried benny, rather happily. And they walked away.





While they were walking into the woods, Billy, the youngest piglet said “i do not trust that farmer.” “why not?” said Benny. “ well, he just seems a little bit scary.” said Billy. “Yeah Billy is right, that farmer does seem a bit weird.” said Bobby. “ughhh You guys are annoying” said Benny. And he walked a little faster, but suddenly Billy and Bobby stopped walking. “ oh no, we are all going to be eaten!!!” Billy and Bobby cried. “h” Benny smirked. “Well i will eat you if you don’t shut up!!” “but...mmmmmmmmmmm!!!” said Billy, but benny had covered their mouths with cloth and he was getting out the...gas stove!!! “No...mmmmmmmmmmm!!!” Bobby tried to talk but Benny did the same to him!





He turned in the gas stove “ch..ch..ch..ch..chhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” “and threw his brothers on it!!! “Mmmm” said Billy and Bobby as they sizzled to death. “Yum i’ll bring fresh bacon for dinner!” said Benny. So that night he went to the farmers house for diner.





When he got to the farmer’s house he knocked on the door “knock knock knock!” “oh g’day l’ll pig!. Said the farmer licking his lips “wait a second, where are your brothers?” “right here!” Benny smirked as he lifted the tea-towel on the plate. “Oh!” said the farmer a little surprised “OK” “um, oh would you like to come into the kitchen and serve that” the farmer said chuckling. “OK” said Benny. So he walked into the kitchen but then suddenly, everything went black! And he felt himself being lifted up and then he felt a hot burning feeling on his back and then he died. “Yum yum, fresh bacon for dinner” the farmer smirked. As he watched the pig simmered to death so Benny should have listen to his brothers.

The end